There be whales here!

Okay, well, not a whale per se.

Much less to be true.

Okay, it's a bloody Red Fin Shark.

It's in a tank in my son's room. I've noticed as I walk by his room during the day, this fella will station himself, nose down, tail up, in the corner of the tank. Here he is setting up:

Here he is again, not quite in position, but you start to get the idea...

Then he goes all Star Trek IV on me, and I can't get focus on him...
Weird, huh? Makes me wonder if he knows something I don't. Well, I'm sure he does, I just mean in an extraterrestrial sense.

It's my own personal whale here captain...

Sleeping with people

In the "Godfather", Don Coreleone is given a fish to be told that one of his men is "sleeping with the fishes"...
What do fish give each to their big guy to let them know that Benny Bass is "sleeping with the humans"? Dunno, but, I keep this picture on my cell phone wallpaper...